The Wisdom of Al

These are surprisingly useful things to bear in mind.

  • They'll do what they'll do
  • It's better to have loved and lost than to spend your whole life w*nking
  • Don't meet trouble half-way; make it pay the toll
  • Don't put tuna fish and sweetcorn into macaroni cheese; it's not nice
  • If you put bananas into tomato pasta sauce, don't tell your guests until after they've eaten it